SMIB invasion

Subject: SMIB invasion Sun Dec 05, 2010 9:57 pm

They lived in Southern Maryland. Everyone knew you; you knew everyone. Everyone was related to everyone, even the dang Rednecks from the north pole.

We called them The SMIBS: The Southern Maryland In-Breds.

They had a plan.

They were going to take over the world.

Charry Bios must include:

Name: Make it Redneck-ish. Good last names: Raley, Kessler, Smith and Jones-all really common in that area.
Age: choose a number between 1 and 1000. That's your age. Better yet, throw a dart to pick it!!
Gender: "IT"s ARE ALLOWED IN THIS RPG!! SO ARE AARON PARKERS. Smile

for those of you that get that.
Description: make it weird!!
Occupation: Again, make it Redneck-ish. (not necessary if said above.)

Name: Raley Kessler
Age: 546
Gender: Not sure
Description: the real Redneck corn seller with a axcent

Raley Kessler sits by the road, sellin' corn.

Subject: Re: SMIB invasion Mon Dec 06, 2010 11:03 am

OOOOOHH!! This is ma FAVORITE!!

Name: Billybob Smith
Age: 11
Gender: Aaron Parker
Description: is a nuclear core reactor repairman from Calvert County with no brain

Billybob Smith pauses to buy corn on his way home.

Subject: Re: SMIB invasion Tue Dec 07, 2010 10:47 am

"Hey, Billbob!" Raley yells, jumping to his feet. He shakes Billy's hand and gives it a hearty shake.

Subject: Re: SMIB invasion Thu Dec 09, 2010 11:03 am

^^ wow, bizarre error you have there. And excuse me on the name, Ms. Admin?

"Hey Raley! I blew up the reactor today with a little bit of sandpaper!" Billybob jokes.

Subject: Re: SMIB invasion Thu Dec 09, 2010 11:29 am

"Not funny, kid!" Raley turns and grabs some corn. "Take this to Suxie on your way home, will ya?"

Subject: Re: SMIB invasion Thu Dec 16, 2010 10:38 pm

Name: Kelly Beagle
Age: 14
Gender: Girl
Description: Is a little crazy. Has blond hair. Not very smart or physically adept. Wanders around, hiring herself out on farms. Has no memory from before she was nine. Probably came from another planet. Has some telekinesis abilities.

Subject: Re: SMIB invasion Fri Dec 17, 2010 11:29 am

"Sure will, buddy. Was on my way to see Kelly too, so I'll grab some for her." Billybob takes some corn, pays and hops into his beat up chevy.

Subject: Re: SMIB invasion Fri Dec 17, 2010 12:16 pm

Kelly: Sits on the roof with a bucket. Dumps some of the contents of the bucket onto the roof. Sand spills out, some of it spilling off the roof, but the rest just sitting there inanimately. Kelly glares at the sand.

Subject: Re: SMIB invasion Sun Dec 19, 2010 12:02 am

*godmodding SLHG for a minute* Billybob pulls up, and watches Kelly curiously. "What's she doing?" he mutters quietly to himself.

Subject: Re: SMIB invasion Sun Dec 19, 2010 12:09 am

Kelly: Glances up and waves "Hey, Bilby!" She yelled. "I'm fixing the roof. Or trying to." She said, frowning slightly as she swept the inanimate sand onto the ground.

Subject: Re: SMIB invasion Sun Dec 19, 2010 12:13 am

>>SLHG in disguise; Saga's pc is having an anti-log off fit.<

"With dry concrete?" Bb looked dubious. "Isn't concrete supposed to be wet?" Bb ponders this over as he sets the bag of corn down. "Bought this from Raley earlier. Figured you might like some."

He isn't too smart; hope I established that.

Subject: Re: SMIB invasion Sun Dec 19, 2010 12:21 am

"Thanks!" Kelly said, climbing down the ladder. On the last rung, she fell backwards. "Ow..." She muttered, picking herself up. "I dunno where the hole is, so i'm dumping sand on the roof to see where it goes through. So far, no luck."

Subject: Re: SMIB invasion Sun Dec 19, 2010 12:23 am

"Are you okay?" Bb asks. "and that is such a good idea. You can tell exactly where the hole is and save time and money!"

Subject: Re: SMIB invasion Wed Dec 22, 2010 3:02 pm

"Yeah, i'm ok." She said, and tugged a little at the ladder. It fell over, hitting her on the head. "OW!" She yelled. "At least, i think i'm ok..." She muttered, shoving the ladder aside and getting back up again. "Look, i just made some cookies, but i have no idea what they'll taste like. You wanna be the guinea pig?" She said as she grabbed the bag of corn and walked into the house.

Subject: Re: SMIB invasion Wed Dec 22, 2010 4:26 pm

"Sure, I don't mind. What kind of cookies?" Bb says, following her.

Subject: Re: SMIB invasion Wed Dec 22, 2010 4:30 pm

"Well... They have a lot of things in them. Mostly chocolate. I put in a bit of lemon juice, too, and a few other things." Kelly said, dropping the corn in a cupboard and grabbing a plate of the shelf. "Here they are."

Subject: Re: SMIB invasion Wed Dec 22, 2010 4:33 pm

Bb tries one, and coughs violently, falling onto the floor.

"too... much... pepper..." he gasps.

Subject: Re: SMIB invasion Wed Dec 22, 2010 4:39 pm

"I thought three chiles might have been a bit much...." Kelly said, pouring a glass of milk and handing it to Billybob. "Here, milk cools it down."

Subject: Re: SMIB invasion Wed Dec 22, 2010 4:49 pm

Bb chugs down the milk, wiping his mouth on the back of his hand. "That did the trick, thanks."

Subject: Re: SMIB invasion Wed Dec 22, 2010 7:50 pm

Kelly sighed, absently nibbling on a cookie, then putting it back on the table. "I'm trying to make the perfect cookie, but somehow, they never turn out right." She said. Glancing down, she suddenly noticed a small pile of sand on the floor. She blinked, then bolted upright, dashed outside, grabbed the ladder, hauled it back up to lean against the roof, and scrambled up the rungs and onto the roof.

Subject: Re: SMIB invasion Wed Dec 22, 2010 8:05 pm

"What happened?" Bb called after her. "Did you find the hole?"

Subject: Re: SMIB invasion Wed Dec 22, 2010 8:10 pm

"I'm not sure," Kelly yelled back. "Maybe... AH!" Kelly poked her finger between two shingles, through the roof, and then wiggled the finger in the empty space below. She grabbed a pencil and shoved it through the hole triumphantly. "Now... How do you fix a hole in the roof?" Kelly muttered.

Subject: Re: SMIB invasion Fri Dec 24, 2010 12:38 am

"I think you use somethin' called 'more tar'," Bb says thoughtfully. "But I don't know. I've never fixed a roof before."

Subject: Re: SMIB invasion Fri Dec 24, 2010 1:58 am

"Tar...." Kelly muttered. "Isn't that sort of like tree pitch? Are there any pine trees around here? Pine sap is pretty sticky, i guess it would work to plug up a hole."

Subject: Re: SMIB invasion Sat Dec 25, 2010 12:29 am

"There's a big pine tree right outside!" Bb says excitedly. He points toward the backyard. "Down by the crick!"